“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” ~ Steven Wright
I sometimes praise cats for their wisdom, yet I just noticed that when the cat is in a hurry to get breakfast she walks in front of me to slow me down. It’s like a feline koan or something. I’m not feeling well this morning. So what’s new, right? The point in mentioning it at this time is to preface my desire for as much nonsense as possible today. That is usually not hard to find, but I desire quality nonsense, not that gnarly roadside gift shop stuff; except maybe for rubber alligators, those are kinda cool. Once again it is laundry day. That’s good, on many different levels. Ummm, I guess that levels are always different. That really hurts my brain. Let’s move on. Chances are good that I will get my first smartphone today. My carrier grants $1o credit every time you pay the bill. The nice fella over at their office said I can get a Samsung Galaxy S3. I don’t know what to make of it. We’ll see. I suspect that it will be fun, or at least seriously amusing to my inner 13 year old. He LOVES modern tech. And on that note I will wrap up this sadly short post. I’ve really got to pull myself together if I am going to get anything done. See, I’m scattered all over this little room. Keep your wits about you, my son. And that I shall do.
Peace out, y’all. Goof gloriously.